Horse Sayings That You Can
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Horse Sayings That You Can
Only Say In A Horse Barn:
You look good on him!
I felt him come into my hands when I gave him his head
I need spurs and a whip to really get him going.
He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.
He won't come into my hands!
I didn't recognize you in clothes!
As he comes up, lean forward and run your hands up the
crest of his neck.
There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
I'm gonna get off now.
She's such a good girl, the instant she sees me walk
out of the house, she pees!
He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with
your thighs too much.
He needs a good 20 min to warm-up...
Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with
the motion, rock your pelvis...
Don't pump too much. |
| Horse Sayings That You Can Only Say In A Horse
Barn:
Stop - so I can take your rubbers & chains off!
Now where did I leave that whip?!?!?!
How long of a shaft do I need for my new driving
pony?
Easy there, son, you've gotta love on them a little
bit first, before you hop up (said to the stallion)
Have any of you ever used him before? What do you
think of his performance and semen quality?
Just three more to inseminate, and I'll be done
for today
Do you think he's too big for me?
Give me your penis back - I wasn't done cleaning
it!
I need a leg up.. he's to big to mount from the
ground.
When I was younger I used to think, "The bigger
the better!" Now that I'm older, I kind of like
the little ones.
If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
He got me off twice today.
He's so wide- my hips ache after I ride him.
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Horse Sayings That You Can Only Say In A Horse
Barn:
I hate it when I'm already mounted and then realize
I've forgotten my whip and spurs.
(At the racetrack: a groom to an exercise rider) "You
on me next?"
A woman was in a store describing the breastplate which
has three pieces of leather. two go over the shoulders
and one between the legs etc.
I'm doing that big black stallion today. Yeah, he was
pretty wild last time so I'm going to have to be firm
with him.
He always drops when I rub his belly
Now Honey, don't forget to tie the kids up before you
feed them
Does your boy just love to slobber all over you too?
Just crack him on the ass - that'll get his attention!
He hasn't figured out that he can poop and keep going
yet.
I gave him his head last night and he was so receptive
to it
Up, down - up, down - up, down
You need to open your thighs a little more |
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Get your hands out of your crotch if you want to feel
his mouth
How many babies did you have this year? - Only three,
lost the fourth one, dammit. I'll shoot for four again
next year.
He looks great, hop off and let me have a go!
Let's tease her a bit, and once she's ready, then we'll
bring out the stud.
His natural rhythm is short and bouncy, but if you want
a good ride, you have to teach him about long and deep
He needs to come under himself more...
That is way too big for her mouth to handle.....
She really drops in her back when he mounts her........
Is she winking with her backend yet?.......
He works so much better when I carry my whip
My girlfriend was wondering after you were done with
me if you could do her too?! (said to the farrier)
You know, money's a little tight right now and I really
don't want to pay for shoes for my five-year-old this
winter. Do you think it would be okay to just let him
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